bryan carifio

bensears:

I support this connection

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Young Statues - Half Light

This song rules

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cianafrenze:

not sure which is funnier;

bryan’s commentary on harry potter 7part2

or my laughter-only responses

this is nowhere near as good as part two: bryan makes the film 100 times better by hypothetically having morrissey play harry potter in the “19 years later” scene of the film

think-progress:

Mitt Romney, while in high school, pinned down a kid that he and his friends suspected of being gay and cut his hair because it looked “wrong.” Sorry, that should read “Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.”

HAHAH WHAT

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HAH

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Anonymous asked: did you cry when sean bean died in game of thrones?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcHhlcxUkP4

:’(

selfdefensefamily:

This is why you don’t deserve anything good. 

Yesterday I watched these two terrible morlocks walk around a Whole Foods, blaring a boombox, freestyling about food. Example: “Give love, give love, avocados on sale looking good in salad, avocados on sale fuel my talents, give love, give love.”  

Why would I allow these attention-starved molestation survivors to ruin my day? Normally, I wouldn’t. Nine times out of ten, I’d look through them. 

They weren’t the ones who stepped on my calm. It was everyone else. The response is what killed me. Instead of ignoring them or spitting on them, the shoppers “gave them love.” They all seemed to get a huge kick out of these Ohio natives discouragingly clueless take on “old school hip hop.” At one point, the duo grinded on a girl in line. She adored it. She danced. 

When people ask why this band doesn’t shoot for greater success, I respond with some heavy bullshit about how meeting the needs of the average consumer is demoralizing for an artist. This incident I witnessed yesterday illustrated that point. People want assholes rapping about fruit to grind on them. People want that. 

I want failure. Our next record will have the goal of selling zero copies. You don’t deserve good shit, world. Fuck yourself. 

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thedailywhat:

Hamburger Surprise of the Day: Toowomba, Australia mother of two Kylie Steger says her appetite was ruined when she found a “rude surprise” at the bottom of a burger box from fast food chain Hungry Jack’s: a crude drawing of a penis.

The offensive doodle has put Steger off her weekly dinner visits to the restaurant, where she often took the kids after football and netball practice.

“It literally made me sick,” she said. “If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?”

A Hungry Jack’s spokesman says the company has launched an internal investigation to determine the identity of the artist.

Jonah Hill’s character from Superbad has not yet been ruled out as a suspect.

[nerdalicious.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

killposi:

owltian-mia:

Bryan’s wearing a Topshelf Records shirt, and he’s standing above everyone. It was begging for this.

<3 you My Fictions. Congrats on getting signed to such an awesome label!!

yeah they WOULD just abandon us like that. assholes. <3

dude